I Do Not Need A Doctor (Oh My Dear)

from by Toodles & the Hectic Pity

  • Record/Vinyl

    A 12" vinyl record of our EP "Call in Sick", a 5-track record that we poured our souls into. Includes beautiful art by www.bethanywallington.com and an insert and lyric sheet. Comes with a download code. Released on the 24th of June 2017.

    You can get this delivered to your house or you can pick it from the Exchange in Bristol, whatever suits!

    shipping out on or around June 24, 2017

      £10 GBP or more 


  • This option gives you two beautiful things: a ticket to the EP's LAUNCH PARTY on the 24th of June at the EXCHANGE in Bristol, and it means you've reserved a copy of the EP on a 12" record to pick up on that same night, all paid for in advance. You save a quid, and booking fees, off the advance price for the gig, and you get a vinyl copy of the EP too! Can't complain with that, can you?

    This also means, presumably, you get the EP slightly earlier than if you had ordered it and have to wait for postage!

    Tell us you're coming! www.facebook.com/events/303874390048098/

    IMPORTANT - You will not be charged for shipping on this option, because you're expected to come pick it up at the gig! If for any reason, a change of plan occurs and you cannot pick it up that night, please email us and let us know. You can still pick it up from the Exchange! We just need to know you'll be coming, or we can arrange to send it to you.
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    shipping out on or around June 24, 2017

      £12 GBP or more 



A song about death, the way we write narratives, and internalised sexism. It's also a song about a woman who rises from the dead and uses witchcraft to torture her murderers.


So get yourself immersed in the culture, because you know that you've got no future, dear. You can sing all the right words, but it's always out of time and that's why it hurts, so forget what you know and all that you knew, and all the things that they really wanted you to do, and get outside and stand in line and live out your life dissatisfied.

And oh my dear, your bones crack and your lips shake with fear,
And oh my God, they say "Why hadn't she got herself a job" and they say
Oh Jesus Christ, they're tearing her apart slice by slice it goes
Fucking hell, he burns your boots and your ripped jeans as well.

So you've got yourself some new shoes and a new man, so now we can finally prove that you're human and you cry at all the right scenes, tick all the boxes in their magazines. They say "Isn't this getting a bit too graphic for your biography or for your biopic?" Blood will flow but it's ok; the camera pans out and fades away back over the city to where we met you, down in the river where we'd never forget you died, lungs filled up with oil, but at least the media caught the bad side of you, my dear.

And she says "Repeat after me, 'I was not a piece of your broken machine. I do not need a doctor or mechanic; I was not a symptom of your moral panic. And these bones sing hallowed like those girls who came before me.'" And they will scream like dead men. Witches burn off their flesh. A sentence you can't ignore when you're lying in your grave. A vague sense of dread so early in the day, but I guess they always said to you: "You only win if you don't play again."


from Call In Sick, releases June 24, 2017



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Toodles & the Hectic Pity are a DIY punk band from the countryside near Bristol.

"A nice combination of west-country folk with a Bristolian ‘fuck it’ attitude" - Punktastic

"Catchy songs and satirical lyrics" - Opinion Overload: the Bristol Music Blog

"The worst band name I've ever heard" - Anonymous Bristol Promoter
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